I know you are all probably excited about the candy and presents but lets not forget what Easter is truly about. It’s about the amazing miracle that happened when the Easter bunny was resurrected 3 days after dying on the cross to make up for all of our sins. I feel like it’s important for us to remember that.

Johnny Depp on the Ellen show

son-of-an-assbutt:

officialmyspace:

people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted 

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victoriaruthless:

awkward moments…

victoriaruthless:

awkward moments…

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trans-wife:

And every one of them deserves equal respect. Feel free to share and reblog this. No credit needed. ^_^

trans-wife:

And every one of them deserves equal respect. Feel free to share and reblog this. No credit needed. ^_^

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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crowley-for-king:

danneels:

"Do you like bananas?" “A little bit.”

the fuck is this?
it’s genius

crowley-for-king:

danneels:

"Do you like bananas?"
“A little bit.”

the fuck is this?

it’s genius

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*puts cigarette between metaphor*

"It’s a teeth."

-Actual quote by Augustus Waters